Panic Prevention on the Streets of Wimbledon

Dear Jamie,
I am writing you this postcard, because I have read in the Süddeutsche Zeitung that you prefer Postkarten rather than email. I respektiere das und therefore I promise that I will auch nicht bloggen about your absolut großartiges Album „Panic Prevention“ which has a very special place in my Regal, ganz close to „A Grand don‘t come for free“ von The Streets.
I hope that this way your Platte will bleiben mein spezieller Geheimtipp and Our private little secret.
Yours truly
Bernd.
P.S.: I want ein Kind from you. The success of your record ist ja trotz allem ganz inevitable and therefore You will be rich and famous and can pay a lot of Alimente…